Personal Author Ratings - UP Style

Terry Pratchett - Total Bakait

P G Wodehouse - Maha Bhokali

Tolkien - Guru Ghantaal

Tom Sharpe - Raita Phaila Diya

Douglas Adams - Baanke Bihari

James Joyce - Jeero Batey Sannata

Award Alert

A few weeks ago during one of my random channel surfing sprees, I happened to chance upon a rare gem.

Some form of Indian Television awards ceremony handed out to Amitabh Bachchan, the prize for "Ultimate Eminence".

Yes, you read that correctly. The category was indeed called the lifetime award for "Ultimate Eminence". This kind of a thing makes one wonder. Here is a list of awards I think are fit to be handed out right now:
Shakti Kapoor - Award for Persistent Malfeasance
Vivek Oberoi - Award for Premature Obsolescence
Rakhi Sawant - Award for Eternal Pestilence
Navjot Sidhu - Award for Misplaced Exuberance
Adnan Sami - Award for Erstwhile Corpulence
Anu Malik - Award for Inducing Flatulence

Additions to this list are welcome.

Sahara Pranam

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